I’m still in Dave Barry mode after having the opportunity to meet him in Disneyworld. This week, he writes about the constitution, which is appropriate because the Fourth of July is quickly approaching:

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“Chapter Three

“Yes,” said Hugh, “incredible as it seems, there are extra words written in the margin of the U.S. Constitution, and nobody ever noticed them until now! They appear to be in some kind of code.”

“Let me look,” said Desiree. “in addition to being gorgeous, I am a trained code breaker. Oh my God!”

“What is it?” asked Hugh, in an excited yet concerned tone of voice. ‘The message,” said Desiree, “is . . . ”

But just then, the chapter ended.”

Me again: Gotta love Dave Barry! Happy Fourth of July!